Restroom nudity

I promised a week ago to tell you about the naked lady in the restroom, then I decided that it was probably not the right thing to publish.  Now I changed my mind.

Yesterday my assistant came into my office and told me that I really need to come with her into the restroom, I was  a little taken aback, she was very upset and that is really unlike her.  So off I go to the ladies restroom.  Sure enough there is a naked lady just having a wash in one of the basins.  Seriously this is the fourth time this month AND IT IS NOT THE SAME PERSON!!!

This community is a bit transient this time of year, about 65% of our residents are snow birds and many of them are from outside the US.  But being nude in a public restroom is offensive no matter where you come from.  I try to explain that it is not acceptable to be naked in the restroom, I was called a biggot.  How can I be a biggot in this context!!

So I go back to my office and try to put this aside and get on with my day.  Twenty minutes later I hear, "are you the manger here"  so I look up and there is this guy standing in the office all pissed off.  So I admit to being the manager, asks this guy what can I do to help.  He offers to kick my ass for offending his wife by telling her that she cannot use the restroom that they pay a lot of money is condo dues for. 

So I ask how did I offend her by asking her not be be nude in the restroom, I swear this guys tells me that where he is from it is acceptable to have a quick wash in the restroom.  So I explain that here in Florida it is not acceptable, and  that there is a shower by the pool if she wishes to rinse the chlorine from her hair and body after a swim.  With a straight face he tells me that he will just have her wash by the pool instead of in the restroom. 

My assistant has now decided that tomorrow we will have a naked person at the pool using the shower.  Will keep you posted.